when someone says they dont like dogs
the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
mockingbird138 Reasons not to move to Australia
Australian Tumblr Photoset #13
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Australia is fucking terrifying.
Girl, Interrupted, dir. by James Mangold, (1999)
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa